Time for a night cap...

ooh Johnny...

Today's dessert...

The hot [douchebag] Justin Bobby...

Shopping & Cocktails...

Portobello Road...full of lots of lovely surprises...

An 'uncommercial' pub which had a pretentious attitude considering it's beliefs...good food though! Disgusting coke...glad I had pineapple juice...

Acting like tourists...

                                                      Hello Mayfair it's been a hard day...

Free drinks?? Well I don't mind if I do...

take a walk in my shoes...

I haven't had these delicious Louboutins for a long time but I must say they have already seen some funny situations...
If only I could spill my secrets...oh well I guess being mysterious is always a good thing ;)

xoxo Jordan

Cinderella in Louboutins...

Bonjour!

I finally had a spontaneous trip to Paris!
Last Monday night I was completely bored so decided the next morning I would take a trip to St Pancras and see if I could catch the eurostar to Paris...and I did!
Breakfast and champagne onboard the speedy train was a nice start to the day...
Paris was absolutely ice cold...but fabulous too. However, not enough exploring could be achieved as every time I ventured through the Parisian streets an ice cold breeze turned me into a statue with a ugly grimace on my face...So obviously in true Jordan style I wound up going to different hotels and drinking amaretto to warm myself up. Jesus, I would be the first person to die of the cold water if I was on the Titanic! Brr! The Four Seasons hotel is very chic and looked very Parisian with women sitting with wine and their small dogs perched on their laps...
So many drinks later and a couple more walks through the streets of the city of love and it was time to catch the eurostar back home...and of course I missed it! So had to endure an hour of sitting in the first class lounge with free drinks and magazines, what a shame! Well, sitting in the lounge I increasingly became tipsier! When I kept finding myself staring at a beautiful girl, I recognised her and it was crazing me! Do I know her I thought?! So then I saw a brilliantly massive engagement ring on her finger so just randomly said 'wow what a beautiful ring, for a beautiful lady' and asked if she was a model and what her name was etc turns out it was Lara Stone ...I really should have known it was her I'm a bloody fashion student! Anyway, she had amazing cheekbones and when I was home I realised that she had just been in Paris for fashion week...
Other random things include...seeing Pete Doherty in the lounge also and I yelled 'Pete' and he looked confused and was like 'Hi, you alright?!'...the room spinning from the Amaretto on the rocks I was convinced I had to go speak to him. Thankfully I didn't as the next day I read the news and it mentioned how he was involved in something which is a very sad story so drunk Jordan wouldn't have helped!

Oh dear my life is bizarre!

Until next time my darlings xo